Golf Joke: The Mermaid

Benjamin the golfer sets off on an around-the-world trip in his new boat, but he winds up veering off course and gets lost. He drifts onto a deserted island, where he is stranded, all alone.

Months go by and there's no sign of rescue, and not even a soccer ball to keep him company. Then one day Benjamin sees a beautiful mermaid coming out of the surf, heading straight toward him.

The mermaid stops two feet in front of Benjamin and asks him in sexy voice, "Would you like a drink?"

Benjamin doesn't have to think about his answer. "You bet!" he nearly shouts.

The mermaid opens the vest she's wearing, reaches in and pulls out an ice-cold beer.

Then she asks, "Would you like a cigar?" And Benjamin quickly answers, "You bet!"

The mermaid opens her vest even more and pulls out a Cuban cigar, which Benjamin lights up immediately with the lighter the mermaid also gives him.

The mermaid bats her eyes, opens her vest even more, and coos to Benjamin, "And would you like to play around?"

"Wow!" Benjamin says, "You you have golf clubs in there, too?"

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